OVEN BAKING. HEAVY BREATHING. DONT GIVE A FUCK IF ITS CARBS THAT IM EATING.
is anything more exhausting than a white man with opinions
a white man who doesn’t think of his opinions as ‘opinions’ but ‘fact’
and we have a winner
Serendipity saying it how it is
Still the best of Kevin Smith’s work.
i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with
A branch of the American government got caught playing this game on Twitter. This game is an epidemic.
Where can I get a job naming nail polishes
One of the BEST lines of the season.
Vampire doctors that can smell if you have a blood disease.
Werewolf therapy animals for sick kids.
Nature sprite and nymph nurses that always make sure people have pretty flowers to brighten up their white rooms.
Fauns that go around and sing and dance for patients so that they smile.
Nice monster hospitals would be amazing
Your daily shades of the sky forecast. Monday: turquoise. Tuesday: taupe. Wednesday: robin’s egg. Thursday: turquoise-taupe. Friday: coal dust. Saturday: coal dust with chances of indigo in the late afternoon. Sunday: void.
Do you think that when Steve Rogers sneezes, one of the Avengers goes up to him and whispers, “God Bless America”
Then Steve fucking looks at them like this
no IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER TONY’S FACE OH MY GOD
this gif is my fucking favorite thing in the world, the way Misha turns around expecting a normal sized human
Why is there a moose in my space
expecting a normal sized human
a normal sized human
so i was taking a bath
a bubble bath to be specific
i used half a bar of lush’s comforter (however you fucking spell it) and this happened
crazy right? i think my mom’s tub is made of magic powers or something
so i had a nice bath, watched some cry plays on my ipad
and i drained my tub
i came down to my room, two floors down in the basement
and i am greeted with this
i cAN”T FUCKInG BREATHE