if you’re ever proud of me and say ‘that’s my girl’ I can guarantee my heart will melt into a little puddle of happiness
WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS
#there was something strangely intense and incredibly heartbreaking about cas pulling out that chair #he’s eating a burrito and wearing a hoodie and he’s saying yes of course let’s talk #let’s talk about everything #because we’re equals now#we’re the same now #we can #sit with me and tell me all about being human#and let me tell you what i’ve learned #let’s just stay here talking until we’re too tired and we have to sleep #and you can show me where the sheep are so that we can count them together #and tomorrow i’ll make you coffee because they showed me how and one of the shelters i stayed at #and then maybe we can talk somemore #and maybe we can just keep doing that #if it’s okay with you #for the rest of my life #because i’m going to die one day #but i’d like to fill all the days between now and then with you #destiel
Musey I’m 1000000% done with you and your stupid tags.
Supernatural: Ripping out your heart violently over and over, yet still making you come back for more.
A muggleborn and pureblood couple having their first child and the pureblood not knowing about ultrasounds so they don’t understand why their partner is dragging them to a muggle doctor until they get there and suddenly they see a physical picture of their newborn child and hear it’s little heartbeat and it’s better than any magic they’ve ever seen.
IM LITERALLY ANGRY ABOUT HOW ACCURATE IT IS FUCK THIS THING ALL I DID WAS CLICK ON COLORS ??? HO W DOES I TKNOW FRICK
this is the most fucking terrifyingly accurate personality test ive ever taken in my entire life like??? what. the fuck
don’t buy your girl flowers. flowers die. buy her a potted cactus
'Tell me what happens the first time you see a woman naked.'
'The first time you see a woman naked will not be like you imagined. There will be no love, no trust, no intimacy. You won’t even be in the same room as her.
You won’t get to smile as she undresses you and you undress her. You won’t get to calm her nerves with nerves of your own. You won’t get to kiss her, feeling her lips and the edge of her tongue. You won’t get to brush your fingers over the lace of her bra or count her ribs or feel her heartbeat.
The first time you see a woman naked you will be sitting in front of a computer screen watching someone play at intimacy and perform at sex. She will contort her body to please everyone in the room but her. You will watch this woman who is not a woman, pixelated and filtered and customized. She will come ready-made, like an order at a restaurant. The man on the screen will be bigger than you, rougher than you. He will teach you how to talk to her. He will teach you where to put your hands and he will teach you what you’re supposed to like. He will teach you to take what is yours.
You must unlearn this. You must unlearn this twisted sense of love. You must unlearn the definition of pleasure and intimacy you are being taught. Kill this idea of love, this idea of entitlement, this way of scarring one another.’
this scared me and made me cry and i am almost embarrassed to post this but quite honestly i would rather fight for this rather than anything else.
men and womens value, and the indescribable importance of intimacy
im gonna marry thor
but theyre making thor a woman now
im gonna marry thor
Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.
from now on I’m going to convey sarcasm over the internet by typing like this
oh wow look how sarcastic that looks
that actually does look really sarcastic though. this is revolutionary
DEAR GOD SOMEONE HAS INVENTED THE SARCASM FONT THIS IS A TIME FOR CELEBRATION
to all my spanish speaking followers: hola
to all my non-spanish speaking followers who feel left out: don’t worry, I just said “hello”. maybe someday you too can grasp another language
This is what it means to age gracefully…
God save the queen
I’m sick of the media telling us women can only be beautiful during a very tiny portion of their lives. Look at this amazing person, and tell me she hasn’t always been and remains to this day drop dead gorgeous.
Ladies, you’re always and forever beautiful. Remember that.
I’m not saying that beauty is the most important thing, I’m only saying your age will never steal it from you. So just keep rockin’ it.
Hey hey hey
i made an aesthetic generator now you can discover urself